Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it staggers belief. This dive is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s hang out.
This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in truth, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a police blotter: a history of threatening behavior, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His online personas scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has spawned an atmosphere so poisonous, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this cesspit.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually filthy, with garbage and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not rare to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring overflowing toilets and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping check source women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a safety risk, and a blight on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you value your safety, stay far away this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go a place with standards.
If you want to experience the revulsion of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from falling prey to this toxic dump.
You’ve been warned!